Monday, March 29, 2010

Deep Discussions with Decapitated Dan: Mike Hoffman

Welcome back kiddies. I have lured Mike Hoffman into the depths to pick his brain about life and everything in between. So sit back and relax as he tells us about who he is, what he does, and what we can expect from him in the future. Trust me, you will like what you read!

Alright lets start out with a short answer section and get the usual out of the way.

Mike Hoffman, but my wife calls me "Minky".



Nita (dog, after the Silent actress Naldi), Chelo (also dog, after Alonso, from Samson movies), Tiggy (cat after my character "Tigress" and Darling Boy (a blind cat).

Highest Education Level:
No College for this boy, just "get high" school.

High School Mascot:

First Job:
Car Wash

Best time of the day to eat tacos:

Favorite place to eat said tacos:
The Park.

Staying with short answers lets talk about what you do:

Comic(s) you created Before 1999: Freelancing for Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, etc.
January 1, 2000 - January 2, 2004: Tigress, Madame Tarantula, Squid Girl
January 3, 2004 - Today: Minister Sinister, Sargasso Squad.

Alright all that stuff aside lets get to the meat of the interview:

What do you do when not making comics?
Usually some other form of art, maybe recording and writing music, or hitting the Thrift stores.
Maybe goofing on people in public.

All time best video game?

You see on the news that a mysterious ooze fell into the sewers.
I thought ooze came OUT of sewers.

What animal do you hope to find to train to be your ninja slaves?
Kangaroos in French maid outfits.

When you were 10 and 20 what were you for Halloween?
All I got is one from last year when I was Frankenstein!

Any TV shows grabbing your attention these days?

If you were in the mountains and found a dragon would you: A. Try to catch it. B. Get your gun and try to kill it. C. Run like hell. D. Crap your pants because you didn't think he was real which for some odd reason the child in you is dead and you need to get your imagination back.
A, of course.

What could you do with a stick of dynamite, a grapefruit and a big box of socks?
Make a hell of a sex toy.

Back to comic stuff for now.

Knowing that Iceman is the greatest hero of all time, why do you think he is so underused?
He's sexually frigid.

Favorite comic character when you were 5, 15 and 25?
Casper, Spiderman and Black Bolt.

Alright your making a comic about a horse who can run headfirst into walls and not get hurt. Whats the name of the book and sell me on a quick pitch, Go!
DOORSLAM used to be a door-to-door salesman, but got tired of doors always slamming in his face.

We all know your a great artist but what do you really want to be when you grow up?
The last man on Earth.

Where is the real money at in comic creating?
I guess whoring out to the Big Boys.

When your making comics whats going on around you? Music, what kind? Silence? TV on?
Quiet for layouts, music for inkin'.

Favorite character you ever created/worked on and why?
Minister Sinister, he's fun to draw.

10 years from now. Where do you see yourself?
Going to conventions in a wheelchair and not even being asked to do recreations from my
"glory days", whenever that was.

Alright we can finish up with a quick word association game. I will say a word, you give me a quick one sentence response.

Minister Sinister?

In my head

Horror Comics?
Ghastly Graham Ingels

Chorophobia- Fear of dancing?
Country Line twitching.

Elephant Ears?
Eat 'em or wear 'em.

Miller Lite?
Weasel Piss.

2 = 8 = Cookie Dough?
I been had!

Decapitated Dan?
I hope you find your body soon.

Mike Hoffman?

Thanks so much Mike.
Yer welcum...

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